i saw a squirrel
his name was kevin stevens
that’s what he told me

spring light, waking earth
the sky whispers all around
“it’s kevin stevens”

paying my taxes
a porsche almost hit my car
it’s kevin stevens

kevin stevens, man
he came up into the club
left with all the girls

we need a hero
oh look there’s kevin stevens
he said he’s busy

in our final days
we curse the name of the one -
it’s kevin stevens

a ballad is heard
fire-lit inns across the land
“it’s kevin stevens”